How to feel miserable at work?

I recently stumbled upon author Keri Smith's brilliant list, How to Feel Miserable as an Artist, and it inspired me to create a version for the workplace. Now, why would you want a list of how to feel miserable at work? 🤔 Well, sometimes it's easier to spot what not to do! So here it is—probably our shortest edition ever! Hopefully, it'll bring a smile to your face. Enjoy ❤️

How to feel miserable at work?

1. Constantly compare yourself to coworkers who seem to have everything figured out.
   That guy who gets all the praise? Obviously, he's got life figured out. Why bother trying?

2. Discuss your work frustrations with your family and friends, especially over Friday chilled-out evenings. Expect them to fully understand.
   Or just tell your boss you’re not happy.

3. Base the success of your entire career on your next presentation.
   If this PowerPoint doesn’t impress, your entire life plan is doomed.

4. Stick with what you know and never try anything new.
   The comfort zone is cozy. Let someone else take risks.

5. Constantly question whether you’re even good at your job.
   Your 10 years of experience? Sheer luck. That new intern probably knows more than you.

6. Let your paycheck define your self-worth.
   Got a raise? You're awesome. Didn’t? Time to question all your life choices.

7. Do exactly what your job title says—and nothing more.
   Initiative is for losers.

8. Make sure your work aligns perfectly with what your childhood friend thinks is important.
   They still don’t know what you actually do, but definitely aim to impress them!

9. Say yes to every random request from colleagues, no matter how irrelevant.
   Sure, you can help Maya with her spreadsheet…for the fourth time today.

10. Set superhuman goals with tomorrow’s deadline.
    You have one day to finish that report, redesign the website, solve world hunger, and find inner peace.